TRANSMISSION: OUTGOING
Time Remaining: 00:00:00
Local System Time:
LUNCH SEQUENCE PROTOCOL INITIATED
Designated Operative: **Kyle**
Mission Objective: Culinary Reconnaissance and Replenishment
ATTENTION: HIGH HUNGER ALERT
SYSTEM STATUS REPORT
[SYSTEM]: Initiating self-deprication...
[SYSTEM]: Core muscles: non-existent.
[SYSTEM]: Vision: bat-like.
[SYSTEM]: Mass: Nominal.
[SYSTEM]: Inteligence: CRITICALLY LOW.
[STATUS]: Processor Load: 98% (Simulating high demand)
[STATUS]: Memory Usage: 92% (Caching optimal lunch routes)
[STATUS]: Gravity: Taking its toll.
[SYSTEM]: Core muscles: non-existent.
[SYSTEM]: Vision: bat-like.
[SYSTEM]: Mass: Nominal.
[SYSTEM]: Inteligence: CRITICALLY LOW.
[STATUS]: Processor Load: 98% (Simulating high demand)
[STATUS]: Memory Usage: 92% (Caching optimal lunch routes)
[STATUS]: Gravity: Taking its toll.
Estimated Return Time: Calculating...
MISSION PARAMETERS
- Destination: My Crappy Kitchen
- Duration: Approximately 30-60 Minutes (Subject to unexpected napping)
- Communication: Unavailable
- Emergency Contact: Your Mother
COORDINATE LOGS
[LOG]: Initiating obesity...
[LOG]: Acquiring optimal dipping angles...
[LOG]: Locating nearest toilet...
[LOG]: Coordinates encrypted for operational security.
[LOG]: Satellite uplink: Nominal.
[LOG]: Atmospheric conditions: Smokey and smells like farts.
[LOG]: Acquiring optimal dipping angles...
[LOG]: Locating nearest toilet...
[LOG]: Coordinates encrypted for operational security.
[LOG]: Satellite uplink: Nominal.
[LOG]: Atmospheric conditions: Smokey and smells like farts.